When you want to seem worldly but keep it honest - now in hoodie form. Our 'Just Some Random Chinese/Japanese' hoodie is perfect for anyone who appreciates the humor in fake-deep foreign text while staying warm.
Why This Honest Hoodie Is Refreshing:
Heavy Blend™ Fabric – Premium hoodie material that's more authentic than most foreign text apparel
Refreshing Honesty – Finally, a hoodie that admits what it really is
Unisex Comfort – Perfect fit for anyone who's tired of pretentious foreign text
Anti-Pretentious Warmth – The cozy opposite of those 'deep meaning' hoodies that actually say 'chicken soup'
Perfect For:
Making fun of trendy foreign text • Being refreshingly honest • Confusing people who expect deep meaning • Anti-fashion statements in comfort
Imagine someone approaching you expecting your hoodie to have some profound meaning, only to read 'Just Some Random Chinese/Japanese.' The look of confusion followed by laughter is exactly what this cozy hoodie delivers.
Sometimes random is more honest than profound - now with a hood. Available in multiple sizes for maximum anti-pretentious coziness.
